Destroy 2000 Years of Culture

Ugh. You know what ELSE pisses me off? The people who shark around and wait in line at the cheapest gas station in town, even though the one right up the street is only 3 cents more expensive. I would rather pay the extra 3 cents for the fucking convenience of not having to deal with everyone else forgetting how to drive. Even if you drive a total gas-guzzler, you will save, at the asbolute MOST, maybe $1.50. Multiply that by 4 and you get $6! Six whole fucking dollars each month because you went to the cheapest gas station, and waited in line for a half an hour or more, and drove around in a circle several times looking for an open pump. If gas stayed the same price all month and you did make that $6, and then you saved that $6 each month, by the end of the year, why, you'd have $72! Golly! That's almost what you could have saved by not NOT FUCKING DRIVING ALL THE TIME. I won't miss you any, it's not like you know how to not plow into me as you are merging anyway. Turn signals? Fuck 'em. Rearview mirror? Fuck it. these are the same incompetent baboons who will drive in a circle around part of the Borders parking lot for 20 minutes trying to find the closest spot they can get rather than parking over at the Sears and saving 20 minutes but having an extra minute and a half of walking. Anyone who does that deserves to pay as much as humanly possible for gas.

Speaking of which, if you're complaining about how high gas prices are, shut the fuck up. It's your fault it's so expensive. Stop wasting water and electricity and you might be lucky enough to see a decline in it for a few months. But how likely is that?

You know what? While i'm on this rant, fuck everyone who works for PETA. Those terrorists care more about the lives of livestock than human beings. I don't care if pigs are scalded alive as long as we're still treating other people so badly. Maybe when we can put an end to this pointless war and stop all of this mindless violence and torture, i'll give up meat. Thankfully, i don't think i'll have to quit eating meat anytime soon, and i doubt i could stop anyway. It's too delicious. Vegetables tend to suck.

The bird flu is bullshit.

So, i know i'm beating a dead horse here, but seriously, what the fuck is up with Hummers? Why do people buy them? Why are the popular? Do people not know that Hummers were designed for military personnel who had to cross swamps and shit? Do they buy these to feel cool? For fuck's sake, come on. They are just TOO FUCKING BIG. Stop. Quit it. Ditch the Hummer and get a car, you outrageous cock.

Also, women who drive big trucks piss me off. Men who drive big trucks rarely use them, so how likely is it that a woman in an F-250 actually DOES something with the 6, 244, 000 horsepower? Who needs a truck that big? Those things are strong enough to haul a house off of its' fucking foundations, so why would you buy that thing and take it to the goddamned grocery store? I hate you.

Hawthore Heights fucking sucks. "So cut my wrists and black my eyes..." blah blah eat my ass.

Furthermore, My Chemical Romance can also suck a gorilla's asshole.

Full Metal Alchemist does rule, though. Best anime i've seen in ages. Bubby and I are gonna watch Berserk and Hellsing next.

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL

So, Immortal Technique. Hell of a rapper. To quote one of my favorite songs:

You'd better watch what the fuck flies outta your mouth
or i'ma hijack a plane and fly it into your house
burn your apartment with your family tied to the couch
and slit your throat so when you scream only blood comes out
i doubt there could ever be a more wicked MC
cuz AIDS-infected child molesters ain't sicker than me

Awesome. He's actually pretty intelligent, since the rest of the song is all about government propaganda and such. He's a mean, bad man, and he rules.

I'm back. Senior Week was fun, and it went by wicked fast. Now for my summer to disappear like vapor